didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via stuck-in-promises)

rlfriends:

someone do a promo with me
message me if you’re interested

someone do a promo with me
message me if you’re interested